What is Leadsomatic and Blastomatic?

I got the following spam email from somebody who calls himself Frank Heath. I'm still not sure what he is selling :)

Hello ,

Tonight I just got off the telephone with a gentleman who signed
up for Leadsomatic and Blastomatic many months / years ago.

It appears he's finally found a program which is working for HIM
and wanted to resume using the systems as before - to Blast Ads
out for his new business.

First he sent me an email asking for assistance - he hadn't used
the sites for a while so I decided to call him and try to help over
the phone - even though he's thousands of miles away and it was
3 am in USA! (As you know, I live "Downunder - New Zealand)

To cut a long story short, I felt it was great to not only be united
briefly with this guy online, but also to be able to advise him on
better ways to use veretekk's amazing GOLD system - you see,
he had decided to UPGRADE to GOLD - at last!

I quickly congratulated him on his decision. I relly don't understand
why so many people hesitate to pay a mere $41.95 for the best system
online!

I explained that with my experience using Veretekk, I would rather
properly configure my GOLD system and promote it on Google than
choose to spend hours and hours Blasting Ads into Cyberspace.
Even moreso now since I have been a proud user of the Platinum System
for sometime now. I use it provide a SEO service for smaller businesses
world-wide to good effect - I can also do it for YOU!

When I told him i could do all the hard work in setting up and configuring
his gold system to promote his Primary Business he was delighted -
and It only cost a few dollars! Two days work for the newbie - but I can
achieve it in minutes!

So I told him,"Email me your URL and password, tell me the URL of your
Primary Business plus send details of the Ad you want to blast out and
I'll have everything dome for you - whilst you go to bed and get a good
night's sleep!

You see when he wakes up tomorrow, I will have configured all 42 portals
point them to his Primary Business, blast out his ads, create a few hundred
back-links and get his RSS feeds rolling and much,much more!

Isn't THAT better than fumbling around? Sure it is !!
So if you 'd like to know a bit more - see how I can help you achieve better
results online..UPGRADE to GOLD then .............talk to me!!

Kind regards

Frank Heath