I just won a BMW 5 Series and 750,000 pounds!

Great news, I just won a new BMW 5 Series and 750,000 pounds spending cash...I just hope the car is available in red! :) Anybody fancy a ride?

Here is the official mail I received :

"Dear Winner,

The BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as one of
our Ten(10) Star Prize Winner in this years International

Awareness Promotion (LAP) held in London. This makes you the proud owner of a
brand new BMW 5 Series, car and a cash prize of £750,000.00 GBP.

To begin processing of your prize:
Contact: Mr. Thomas Hooper
TEL: +44-xx-xx-xx-xx
+44-xx-xx-xxx-xxx
EMAIL: xxxxxxxx@gmail.com

Contact him, with your, Serial No: BMW/xxxxxxxxxx and Ref No:BMW:xxxxxxxx/xx.
What you have to do now is to contact Mr Thomas Hooper as soon as possible to
know when they will deliver your package to you because of the

expiring date. you have to contact Mr Thomas Hooper with the following
information's:
Names:
Address:
Age:
Occupation:
Phone no:
Country:

Regards,
Mr. LLYOD BRADFORD."

Message from Pauline

I received the following warm, lovely, sensitive letter :

Hi dear,
Let's become good friends, then...Hope for a beautiful relationship.
I got your ad which filled with much interest to have a person like you in my life,so i decided finally to write to you.

I am an African,hope that's no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. I feel that before we can have a good relationship, we must put forth the energy and time it takes to first become good friends. Friendship is one of the most important building blocks of a good relationship. To me, friends are like flowers in the garden of life. My desire is to meet a beautiful, sensitive, sensuous, warm, person in life.

Person who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, sift it, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you.

If you feel it would be good for us to meet, write and tell me more about yourself. And please have good thoughts about our further relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.

Let me tell you about myself. I am 23 years old girl, I am an african, Ivory coast but living in dakar senegal,hope thats no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. Fair incomplexion ,good and beautiful eyes, 5' 6", and a healthy woman. I am emotionally and moraly positive.

I love poetry, books, walks on the beach and cozy candlelight dinners. I enjoy movies, television, music, traveling, the desert, the quietness of the mountains, the ocean, sunrises and sunsets.

I am comfortable in jeans or a nice shirt. A nonsmoker/drinker, not into drugs (don't need them; I live in a natural high). I believe in enjoying the good life and am high on it. I have a healthy attitude about God and the Bible.

I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way that might hurt or depress you,but rather make you happy and threat you well. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth.

A serious friend is the one whom you can possibly count on in times of difficulty,the kind of friend who is truly committed and humorous.

A good friend hardly turns out to be selfish and seek things in his or her own interest but rather does things that are not going to hurt the other party nor injure the feelings of the other friend,and that's what i am and i hope you truly don't want to loose this opportunity of being with person like me who will make you feel good especially about yourself.

I deeply assure you with my heart that i am someone who respects human a lot and so will i render unto you,and make you feel the real person in you. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling.

I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique person who is affectionate, beautiful, slender, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with interests and characteristics similar to mine...someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship...not just a few dates. Are you that special person? Physical attraction to me is not too important to me as the other things I have mentioned of yourself.

I will love to hear from you,if only you desire to ,i will appreciate it a lot and give you thanks.take care and know in your heart that someone dearly want to get to your heart and care much about you. this is my email: Pauline.

Leidenschaft und schöne Frauen

Yummy, German dating spam!

Sinnlichkeit & Leidenschaft
Hallo charmanter Mann
Vermisst du Zärtlichkeiten, Schmusen und wundervolle erotische Höhenflüge?
Dann sollten wir uns kennen lernen, um all dies gemeinsam zu geniessen.
Ich bin eine charmante, sympathische und humorvolle Frau 23 Jahre jung, und
schlank. Meine wunderschönen Augen werden dich verzaubern.
Ich suche keinen ONS, sondern einen interessanten und spontanen Mann, der
ab und zu gerne ausgiebig verwöhnt werden möchte und auch mich verwöhnt
69ist für dich kein Kartenspiel . Du geniesst ein gutes Essen, ein Glas Wein
oder Bier, eine wundervoll entspanndende sinnliche Massage, zärtliche
Hände, weiche Lippen und all die sinnlichen Momente . Geniesse es gemeinsam
mit mir.

Ich freue mich auf ein paar Zeilen von dir. Vielleicht lernen wir uns schon
bald persönlich kennen.
Übrigends, ich bin echt , kein Fake überzeuge dich

Zärtliche Grüsse

Urgent call for blocked account

Wow, it seemd I am next-of-kin to somebody whose entire family was killed...that is so sad...but they want to give me 11 million dollars :)

Why do they always want to give so much? I'd be happy with 100,000 dollars, even with 10,000. Imagine what you can buy with 10,000 dollars! A nice car, a lovely extension to the house, maybe a swimming pool. But 15 million dollars! I would be afraid to go out of the house for fear of being kidnapped!


FROM: MR MOZANG ZANGA.
AUDITING / ACCOUNTING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA/BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
(PHONE:00xx xx xx xx xx)

(confidential)
My dear I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandant sum of $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.. Upon

this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.It may interest you to note that I have secured from the probate an order of madamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by
furnishing me with the following;

1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.

These requirements will enable me file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with $4.6 Million Dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest $6.9Million shall be for me. Your share stays with you while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes in your
country.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email.
Regards,

Your;s faithfully,
MR.MOZANG ZANGA
(PHONE:00xxx xx xx xx xx)
(Bill and exchange manager)
please:reply through my private E;mail account; xx@voila.fr

Blumenliebe wants me!

These German dating spam really makes me day.

Hallo !
Liebst Du das typisch Weibliche? Halt alles drumherum, viel Gefühle,
Tiefgang, die Wellenlinien im Leben der Frau? Hast Du ein grosses Herz und
möchtest eine Beziehung aufbauen? Deine letzte Beziehung ist beendet und
der Kummer überwunden, das Herz geheilt? Zu zweit zu geniessen, steigert den
Genuss. das soll das Motto werden und freue mich auf tiefgründige Gespräche
und lange Kuschelnächte mit dir.

Nun, ich mag den typischen Mann. Bist du ein Mann, der bei einer Frau volle
Hingabe mag und seine Männlichkeit gerne auslebt?Ich hab ein grosses Herz,
ich möchte eine Beziehung aufbauen. Die Natur gibt mir Kraft, ich bin ein
Kind der Wälder, Wiesen, Berge, Bäche und Flüsse. Ich bin ein
lebenstüchtiges Wesen,bin stark und gleichzeitig sehr sensibel.
Wag es, schreib, wir finden uns wenn es so sein soll

Message from Herfstblume

I received this very nice message from Herfstblume. Do you think I should contact her?

Vielleicht bin ich eine Zauberfee - aber vielleicht auch nicht, komm rein
und finde es heraus;)
Mit dir möchte ich abheben, auf Wolken schweben, unvergessliche,
leidenschaftliche Stunden erleben. Ich mag zärtliche Männer mit Humor.
Hast Du auch Lust auf ein prickelndes Abenteuer ?

Du bist eventuell verheiratet, aber nicht ganz glücklich ? Ich suche dich;
einen Mann für die Höhenflüge in der Liebe, für das Abtauchen aus dem
Alltag und für alles, was zu zweit so viel Spass macht.

Ich freue mich auf dich !

Impossible ist Unmöglich

Look what nice things I got in my spam folder

Unmöglich ?
Kann man den Schein des Vollmondes mit einem Sonnenstrahl noch mehr zum
glänzen bringen ?
Unmöglich, sagst Du !
Ich sage , es geht !
Nicht alleine , aber zu zweit .

Ich bin weder eine Heidi Klum noch eine Halle Berry, einfach "nur" eine
normale Frau die mit beiden Beinen auf dem Boden des Lebens steht. Und die
manchmal den Wunsch verspürt sich an eine Schulter zu lehnen. Ohne Worte,
einfach nur die beruhigende Präsenz eines Menschen zu spüren der da ist .
Für mich, und ich für ihn. Tolerant und offen für alles was um uns herum
ist. Anregende Diskussionen bei einem Spaziergang, humorvolle Gespräche bei
einem guten Essen, Lachen bei einem lustigen Film, Respekt für die
Ansichten des Gegenübers, Akzeptanz des anderen wie er ist und nicht wie man
ihn haben will, Wertschätzung des Tun's und gegenseitiges Geben und Nehmen.


Ich mag Tee genauso wie einen guten Wein, Schokolade genauso wie scharfen
Senf, Nebel und Sonnenschein, ein Stephen King Roman ebenso wie den
Decamerone, einen Nachtspaziergang....am morgen nicht alleine aufwachen....
Sonnenstrahlen die zwischen den Blättern tanzen, das Glitzern von Schnee
wenn Mondlicht darauf fällt, warmer Sommerwind der über die Haut
streicht....und noch vieles mehr....
aber das musst Du selbst heraus finden...