A personal message from Justus Dick

Wow, I got a personal message from Justus Dick :)

Yes, that's his real name (or else he's the latest adult movie star).

Anyway, he's trying to sell his electronic equipment by using spam messages.

Good luck to him, we say!

Dear Customers:

Here is selexpress.com, we are selling Computers, Televisions, Call Phones, MP3/MP4 Players, Digital Cameras, Camcorders, Video Games Consoles, GPS and Motorcycles. All of them are brand new and come with the original warranty card. You do not need to worry about any extra fees,including the tax.We will send your item to you as the gifts. You do not have to pay the higher tax.

Good chance for you and hope you can enjoy them.

Looking forward to your reply!

Pastors for Africa

I got the following message in my mailbox, it was not detected as spam but it sure looks and feels like it.

Does anybody out there have any info on "Pastors for Africa", Network of Love For Africa

Join me on PASTORSforAFRICA, Network of Love For Africa.
PASTORS FOR AFRICA

Please join the greatest network of ministers who cares for africa.

About PASTORSforAFRICA,Network of Love For Africa.
This network is for ministers of God all over the world who loves and cares for africa,who wants to visit africa,those who want to help.

Signed: BISHOP DR.JOSEPH RANKIN

Get a Car Warranty - or a spammer :)

I got the following message in my spam folder. It comes from a website that has "dontbevainglory.com" in its address. That is a big tell-tale to warn you : "STAY AWAY FROM THIS WEBSITE".

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Most vehicles with less than 100,000 miles are eligible for coverage. Buy direct and save hundreds!

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Hotel and Meal expenses for breakdowns far from home
Rental car benefits
Flexible deductible options.

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Business Cards for 1 cent each!!

Honestly, is there anybody out there who gets fooled by these spammers? 1000 Premium Business Cards for only one cent each (i'm assuming it's US dollar cents, not Eurocents or Australian dollar cents). How gullible are people?

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How to Lose Weight - the Spam way

Another great spam article in my junk email box, this time how to lose Pounds & Pounds.

Have you noticed that most of this spam junk is aimed at Americans? I mean, nobody in Europe thinks in pounds, gallons, dollars or inches.
Does this mean the spammers have yet to discover Europe?

You could have POUNDS & POUNDS of excess gunk
and toxic buildup in your system weighing you down right now!
This unnecessary weight could be dragging down your energy levels
and giving you excess gas, bloating, and constipation.


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Pet Spam

I don't own a dog or a cat (or any other kind of pet) but still spammers know where to find me to offer "great Pet subscriptions".

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What is Leadsomatic and Blastomatic?

I got the following spam email from somebody who calls himself Frank Heath. I'm still not sure what he is selling :)

Hello ,

Tonight I just got off the telephone with a gentleman who signed
up for Leadsomatic and Blastomatic many months / years ago.

It appears he's finally found a program which is working for HIM
and wanted to resume using the systems as before - to Blast Ads
out for his new business.

First he sent me an email asking for assistance - he hadn't used
the sites for a while so I decided to call him and try to help over
the phone - even though he's thousands of miles away and it was
3 am in USA! (As you know, I live "Downunder - New Zealand)

To cut a long story short, I felt it was great to not only be united
briefly with this guy online, but also to be able to advise him on
better ways to use veretekk's amazing GOLD system - you see,
he had decided to UPGRADE to GOLD - at last!

I quickly congratulated him on his decision. I relly don't understand
why so many people hesitate to pay a mere $41.95 for the best system
online!

I explained that with my experience using Veretekk, I would rather
properly configure my GOLD system and promote it on Google than
choose to spend hours and hours Blasting Ads into Cyberspace.
Even moreso now since I have been a proud user of the Platinum System
for sometime now. I use it provide a SEO service for smaller businesses
world-wide to good effect - I can also do it for YOU!

When I told him i could do all the hard work in setting up and configuring
his gold system to promote his Primary Business he was delighted -
and It only cost a few dollars! Two days work for the newbie - but I can
achieve it in minutes!

So I told him,"Email me your URL and password, tell me the URL of your
Primary Business plus send details of the Ad you want to blast out and
I'll have everything dome for you - whilst you go to bed and get a good
night's sleep!

You see when he wakes up tomorrow, I will have configured all 42 portals
point them to his Primary Business, blast out his ads, create a few hundred
back-links and get his RSS feeds rolling and much,much more!

Isn't THAT better than fumbling around? Sure it is !!
So if you 'd like to know a bit more - see how I can help you achieve better
results online..UPGRADE to GOLD then .............talk to me!!

Kind regards

Frank Heath