zondag 31 mei 2009

Message from Sternchen

I'm always amazed how much time these spammers spend writing nice little love-letters, creating a background for all these non-existent women...

Eigentlich würde ich lieber...
….dir vor der Coop-Kasse beim Aufpacken der Einkäufe, beim Stöbern im
Kartenständer vor der Papeterie, beim Anstehen vor der roten Ampel am
Fussgängerstreifen, in der Wartschlaufe zur Kinokasse über den Weg laufen…
….oder du fragst nach dem freien Platz an meinem Tisch beim Kaffee,
Mittagessen oder Apéro…
… du forderst mich in einem Tanzlokal zum Tanz…
…oder wir laufen uns beruflich, in der Sprachschule, im Training, beim
Sport immer wieder über den Weg…
Es gäbe so viele Möglichkeiten uns zu finden… und trotzdem bin ich hier
gelandet! Du auch? …melde dich, vielleicht kann ja aus einem Kaffe,
Mittagessen, Apéro mehr werden….

…ich, schlank, dunkelblond, fröhlich, unkompliziert stehe mit beiden Beinen
fest im Leben und habe noch Träume…

zaterdag 30 mei 2009

French Businessman dies in a plane crash

This is a great spam message: an International French Businessman dies in a plane crash together with his ENTIRE FAMILY! Talk about bad luck! And it's just my luck that I will inherit 10 million dollars. If you want some of the money, just write me. I won't be able to spend everything on my own LOL

Dear Friend,

I'm MR.SANA KABORE , an accountant in a financial institution here in BURKINA FASO. I have decided to contact you for a fund transfer transaction worth the sum of US$10,500,000.00 into your reliable bank account as the sole NEXT-OF-KIN to the foreign deceased customer of our bank (an International Billionaire French Businessman) who was killed with his entire family by PLANE-CRASH in Central England in the year 2003. Since his death occured, no body have show up as his next of kin for the claim because the account is untraceable.

Upon the investigation I carried out from his records, I found out that his foreign business consultant whowould have trace the account died earlier before the deceased. Therefore, this is a confidential and sealed deal.

For the success of this transaction, you should apply and act as the only existing NEXT-OF-KIN to the deceased which our bank will replace the deceased account information through proper documentation in position ofyour own account.

This transaction is risk-free, it will never harm your good reputation in your society because no one can trace the account, and on the instant of the transfer of the fund into your account, the chapter of this transaction will be closed entirely.

Note that in a business of this nature, the bank dont want to know yourdifference between the deceased country, religion or believe because our bank inheritance law is against that. So, it is a preference for us achieve this success without any problem.

Please note down that once the fund get transferred into your account, you will take 39% of the total sum for the assistance and role you are going to play in this transaction,(11%) will be used to establish a charity organization in your country with your supervision while the remaining will be for me and my other loyal colleagues here.

I need your urgent response and include your private telephone/mobile numbers for easy communication.Please reply if you can be trusted in this deal.

Thanks,
MR.SANA KABORE

Why Do People Commit Identity Theft?

Why Do People Commit Identity Theft?

An identity thief may use your information to:

- Open a new credit card, phone, or utilities account in your name and then run up the bills without paying them. The delinquent account then appears on your credit report.

- Open a bank account and write bad cheques in your name, apply for a loan in your name, or use your bank information to drain your account.

- File a fraudulent tax return, or apply for government benefits in your name.

- Get a driver's license with your information but his own picture on it.

- Give your personal information to police during an arrest. Then when he does not show up for the court date, a warrant of arrest is issued in your name.

The possibilities for an identity thief are endless once he has your personal information, so you can see why this crime is so serious and why you should learn how to protect yourself from identity theft.

vrijdag 29 mei 2009

Message from Heike

Verhängnisvolle Frau..............
.....eine attraktive und verführerische Frau, mit magisch-dämonischen Zügen
ausgestattet – Männer an sich bindet, sie aber auch manipuliert, ihre
Moral untergräbt und sie meist auch auf fatale Weise ins Unglück stürzt.
Gleichzeitig beschert sie dem verführten Mann ein Höchstmass an
Liebeserfüllung, was ihr oft einen äusserst ambivalenten Charakter verleiht
!!
Kannst Du Dich mit diesem Charakter anfreunden und lässt DICH gerne
verführen..........?

Verführe MICH in Versuchung..!

Do you want 10 Million Dollars?

Another great spam letter arrived today, this time from the desk of AMUDU IBRAHIM. It says it is private and confidential, so do you think he will sue us for breach of confidentiality ? :-)


FROM THE DESK OF :AMUDU IBRAHIM,
PERSONAL ASSISTANT MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA(BOA)
OUAGADOUGOU
BURKINA-FASO,WEST AFRICA.

(PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL)

Dear Friend,

This message might meet you in utmost surprise,However,Its just my urgent need for a foreign partner that made me to contact you for this transaction, I am AMUDU IBRAHIM Personal Assistant Manager of Bank Of Africa(BOA)Ouagadougou Burkina Faso. I want to inquire from you if you can handle this transaction for mutual benefits/life opportunity for you and me. The transaction is about seeking your consent to present you as the next of kin/ beneficiary of the US$10.3 MILLION DOLLARS,(TEN MILLION,THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS), and who is a customer to the bank where i work.

He was involved in the december 26th 2003 Benin plane crash in West Africa, with his family during their vacation journey . The Fund is currently in a suspense account awaiting claim, the bank made a public notice that they are ready to release this fund to any of his relatives abroad.

THEREFORE, by virtue of its nature as being utterly CONFIDENTIAL, top secret should be maintained please!,because i am still in the active service i do not need any form of implication especially now I'm in the verge of my retirement to endanger my career at last!.

Since we got the information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and laws.

In that regard, i decided to seek your consent for this prospective opportunity. Have it at the back of your mind, that the transaction does not involve any RISK, and does not need much engagement from you, since i am familiar with this kind of transaction being an insider.

Necessary modalities will be worked out to enable us carry out the fund claim under a legitimate arrangement. I have resolved to offer you 30% of the total fund, 10% for sundry expenses that may be incurred during the process of executing this transaction and 60% percent for me.

I will give you more details about the transaction when I receive your affirmative response,more clarification information.Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

I look forward to your earliest response
Regards and thanks,
AMUDU IBRAHIM

NOTE:Your discussion regarding to this transaction should be limited,because am still in Active service. Let honesty and trust be our watchwords throughout this transaction. And your Prompt reply will be highly appreciated.

donderdag 28 mei 2009

New Virginia Spam Law

New Virginia Spam Law

A new anti-spam law, created to rectify the current anti-spam law, has been advanced by the Virginia House today. The new bill targets unsolicited commercial email that attempts to hide the source of its sender. This new bill was proposed to correct the current bill which the Virginia Supreme Court ruled in September 2008 to be overbroad and unconstitutional.

How does Identity theft Effect You?

What is Identity Theft and How Can It Affect Me?

Identity theft is a serious crime affecting as many as 10 million Americans a year (as estimated by the Federal Trade Commission) and accounting for the loss of $221 billion a year worldwide (as estimated by the Aberdeen Group).

Identity theft occurs when someone uses your personally identifying information (like your name, social security number, or credit card information) to pretend to be you. The identity thief does this for his own personal gain at the expense of his victim.

This is fraud and it could result in serious consequences for the victim such as bad credit reports or even warrants for the victim's arrest, depending on what the thief chooses to do with the victim's personal information.