I got a nice mail from Sarah and the promise of a check of 210.000 dollars. Wow...too bad i don't believe in mixing business with pleasure :)
Dear Winner,
your email was selected as the winner of the 2010 Email Lottery, You have won the
total sum of $210,000.00 (Two Hundred And Ten Thousand US dollars)
Your Check Will be delivered by DHL courier Please contact dhl24hrs@mynet.com
to make payment for the delivery charges Which is Ђ122 as soon as this is done
your Check will be delivered to you please contact xxxxxxx@mynet.com immediately With
Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:
Sarah Coleman
© Email Lottery 2010
dinsdag 2 februari 2010
Compliments of the day!
Sometimes the scam messages are hard to understand. The lingo is weird or the grammar is absent. What about the following message:
Hello,
Compliments of the day I am Barr. Frank Wright of Frank Wright & Associates,I have a client that wants to make a huge investment in your country.My client has directed me to make contact and find a suitable partner for
this great business venture. One of the pre-condition for this business relationship is that his prospective partner must be vast in business
management and must be ready to travel or receive representatives to discuss issues concerning any major investment. This was strictly specified by my client as a pre condition that will be in existence before the establishment of business agreement between my client and the prospective partner. My client is a top government official and would not like any scandal and he is ready to shelve official protocol to protect you and him from such scandal or any act capable of bringing both of you in lime light.
Though this transaction will be done within the premix of the law guiding both countries. Let us know if you are qualified for this great business venture that will be highly beneficial to both parties by providing us with your contact details. We shall cement further understanding once we hear from you.
Regards,
Frank Wright Esq.
Hello,
Compliments of the day I am Barr. Frank Wright of Frank Wright & Associates,I have a client that wants to make a huge investment in your country.My client has directed me to make contact and find a suitable partner for
this great business venture. One of the pre-condition for this business relationship is that his prospective partner must be vast in business
management and must be ready to travel or receive representatives to discuss issues concerning any major investment. This was strictly specified by my client as a pre condition that will be in existence before the establishment of business agreement between my client and the prospective partner. My client is a top government official and would not like any scandal and he is ready to shelve official protocol to protect you and him from such scandal or any act capable of bringing both of you in lime light.
Though this transaction will be done within the premix of the law guiding both countries. Let us know if you are qualified for this great business venture that will be highly beneficial to both parties by providing us with your contact details. We shall cement further understanding once we hear from you.
Regards,
Frank Wright Esq.
Degree for Sale
Have you ever wanted a degree that says you are a Doctor? Look no further!
I received a spam message that will solve all my problems [irony! sarcasm!]
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! Is your lack of a degree holding you back from career advancement? Are you having difficulty finding employment in your field of interest because you don’t have the
paper to back it up – even though you are qualified?
If you are looking for a fast and effective solution, we can help! Call us right now for your customized diploma: Inside U.SA.: 1-xxx-xxx-xxx Outside U.S.A.: +1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. Just leave your NAME & TEL. PHONE # (with country-code) on the voicemail and one of our staff members will get back to you promptly!
I received a spam message that will solve all my problems [irony! sarcasm!]
BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! Is your lack of a degree holding you back from career advancement? Are you having difficulty finding employment in your field of interest because you don’t have the
paper to back it up – even though you are qualified?
If you are looking for a fast and effective solution, we can help! Call us right now for your customized diploma: Inside U.SA.: 1-xxx-xxx-xxx Outside U.S.A.: +1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. Just leave your NAME & TEL. PHONE # (with country-code) on the voicemail and one of our staff members will get back to you promptly!
From Russia With Love
I received the following love letter in my spam folder...supposedly sent by Nathalya from St.Petersburg. But when examining the header it turns out it was sent from South Korea :)
Hello!
How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter
with a interest. I the girl from Russia. My name is Nathalya.
I am from Saint-Petersburg. I have fair hair and blue eyes. My height: 5 ' 2 "
and weight: 115 lbs. I am 27 years old. I have been born 10/29/1980.
On star sign Scorpion. I work as the seller in shop home appliances. I'm
cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual
peoples. I am ready for creation family and want it very much.
I cannot find the man in Russia for myself because it very hard
in Russia. I want to create family and to live in your country because
the government to care about people. I want to live and be sure in the
future. In Russia it is not possible to live easy. You understand me?
To you probably it is interesting where I received yours e-mail the address.
I am right? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be
send to man in Canada!!!! I want to arrive to your country and I have
good chance for this. I need only man who can meet me and
probably we can to develop our relations. Some time back I'm with my
girlfriend were going to go in your country
as tourists for search of men for serious relations. But my
girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.
But very soon I will receive visa and I do not want to lose a chance
to arrive in your country.
I will receive visa in 7 days for your country. Now I waiting for reception of my visa. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me. I will be very
happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And
it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about yourself a little! I have questions for you.
What is your full name? What your age? In what city you live?
I hope that you will answer to me back it is very fast. I send you my
photo. I hope that you will love wash a photo. Send me your photo.
I will wait your answer so much…
Mit diesen Barhockern sind Sie unwiderstehlich
This is a nice one if you understand German.
A spam message that says that with the right kind of furniture, you can get any woman you want.
Achtung:
Barhocker und Stehhilfen f. Privat und Office in bester Qualitaet!!!
Gewerblich nutzbar!
Messestand, Partykeller, Kantine, Bar usw.
Unverzichtbar! Auch ideal als Stehhilfe geeignet.
Auch einsetzbar fuer Gartenparties, Grillevents aber auch
fuer den Innengebrauch bei Hausparties, etc...
Mit freundlichem Gruss,
Ihr Spezialist f. die wichtigen Dinge des Lebens
A spam message that says that with the right kind of furniture, you can get any woman you want.
Achtung:
Barhocker und Stehhilfen f. Privat und Office in bester Qualitaet!!!
Gewerblich nutzbar!
Messestand, Partykeller, Kantine, Bar usw.
Unverzichtbar! Auch ideal als Stehhilfe geeignet.
Auch einsetzbar fuer Gartenparties, Grillevents aber auch
fuer den Innengebrauch bei Hausparties, etc...
Mit freundlichem Gruss,
Ihr Spezialist f. die wichtigen Dinge des Lebens
woensdag 9 december 2009
I just won a BMW 5 Series and 750,000 pounds!
Great news, I just won a new BMW 5 Series and 750,000 pounds spending cash...I just hope the car is available in red! :) Anybody fancy a ride?
Here is the official mail I received :
"Dear Winner,
The BMW Automobile Company, wishes to congratulate you on your success as one of
our Ten(10) Star Prize Winner in this years International
Awareness Promotion (LAP) held in London. This makes you the proud owner of a
brand new BMW 5 Series, car and a cash prize of £750,000.00 GBP.
To begin processing of your prize:
Contact: Mr. Thomas Hooper
TEL: +44-xx-xx-xx-xx
+44-xx-xx-xxx-xxx
EMAIL: xxxxxxxx@gmail.com
Contact him, with your, Serial No: BMW/xxxxxxxxxx and Ref No:BMW:xxxxxxxx/xx.
What you have to do now is to contact Mr Thomas Hooper as soon as possible to
know when they will deliver your package to you because of the
expiring date. you have to contact Mr Thomas Hooper with the following
information's:
Names:
Address:
Age:
Occupation:
Phone no:
Country:
Regards,
Mr. LLYOD BRADFORD."
zondag 15 november 2009
Message from Pauline
I received the following warm, lovely, sensitive letter :
Hi dear,
Let's become good friends, then...Hope for a beautiful relationship.
I got your ad which filled with much interest to have a person like you in my life,so i decided finally to write to you.
I am an African,hope that's no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. I feel that before we can have a good relationship, we must put forth the energy and time it takes to first become good friends. Friendship is one of the most important building blocks of a good relationship. To me, friends are like flowers in the garden of life. My desire is to meet a beautiful, sensitive, sensuous, warm, person in life.
Person who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, sift it, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you.
If you feel it would be good for us to meet, write and tell me more about yourself. And please have good thoughts about our further relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.
Let me tell you about myself. I am 23 years old girl, I am an african, Ivory coast but living in dakar senegal,hope thats no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. Fair incomplexion ,good and beautiful eyes, 5' 6", and a healthy woman. I am emotionally and moraly positive.
I love poetry, books, walks on the beach and cozy candlelight dinners. I enjoy movies, television, music, traveling, the desert, the quietness of the mountains, the ocean, sunrises and sunsets.
I am comfortable in jeans or a nice shirt. A nonsmoker/drinker, not into drugs (don't need them; I live in a natural high). I believe in enjoying the good life and am high on it. I have a healthy attitude about God and the Bible.
I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way that might hurt or depress you,but rather make you happy and threat you well. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth.
A serious friend is the one whom you can possibly count on in times of difficulty,the kind of friend who is truly committed and humorous.
A good friend hardly turns out to be selfish and seek things in his or her own interest but rather does things that are not going to hurt the other party nor injure the feelings of the other friend,and that's what i am and i hope you truly don't want to loose this opportunity of being with person like me who will make you feel good especially about yourself.
I deeply assure you with my heart that i am someone who respects human a lot and so will i render unto you,and make you feel the real person in you. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling.
I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique person who is affectionate, beautiful, slender, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with interests and characteristics similar to mine...someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship...not just a few dates. Are you that special person? Physical attraction to me is not too important to me as the other things I have mentioned of yourself.
I will love to hear from you,if only you desire to ,i will appreciate it a lot and give you thanks.take care and know in your heart that someone dearly want to get to your heart and care much about you. this is my email: Pauline.
Hi dear,
Let's become good friends, then...Hope for a beautiful relationship.
I got your ad which filled with much interest to have a person like you in my life,so i decided finally to write to you.
I am an African,hope that's no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. I feel that before we can have a good relationship, we must put forth the energy and time it takes to first become good friends. Friendship is one of the most important building blocks of a good relationship. To me, friends are like flowers in the garden of life. My desire is to meet a beautiful, sensitive, sensuous, warm, person in life.
Person who wants a friend. My interpretation of a friend is whom you can pour out all the contents of your heart, chaff and grain together, knowing that the gentleness of hands will take it all, sift it, keep that which is worth keeping and, with a breath of kindness, blow the rest away. I thank you in advance for allowing me to be that kind of friend to you.
If you feel it would be good for us to meet, write and tell me more about yourself. And please have good thoughts about our further relationship, for thoughts are like seeds. All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seed of today.
Let me tell you about myself. I am 23 years old girl, I am an african, Ivory coast but living in dakar senegal,hope thats no big deal due to the difference in place of residence. Fair incomplexion ,good and beautiful eyes, 5' 6", and a healthy woman. I am emotionally and moraly positive.
I love poetry, books, walks on the beach and cozy candlelight dinners. I enjoy movies, television, music, traveling, the desert, the quietness of the mountains, the ocean, sunrises and sunsets.
I am comfortable in jeans or a nice shirt. A nonsmoker/drinker, not into drugs (don't need them; I live in a natural high). I believe in enjoying the good life and am high on it. I have a healthy attitude about God and the Bible.
I never want personal happiness at the expense of someone else. If we have a single date or a lifetime together, I will never lie to you, try to manipulate you or use you in any way that might hurt or depress you,but rather make you happy and threat you well. I am an incurable romantic who treasures, cherishes and appreciates sincerity, integrity, honesty and warmth.
A serious friend is the one whom you can possibly count on in times of difficulty,the kind of friend who is truly committed and humorous.
A good friend hardly turns out to be selfish and seek things in his or her own interest but rather does things that are not going to hurt the other party nor injure the feelings of the other friend,and that's what i am and i hope you truly don't want to loose this opportunity of being with person like me who will make you feel good especially about yourself.
I deeply assure you with my heart that i am someone who respects human a lot and so will i render unto you,and make you feel the real person in you. I enjoy picnics, laughing, talking, touching, affection and physical closeness. A good listener who enjoys mutual spoiling.
I am looking for a special, loving relationship with a unique person who is affectionate, beautiful, slender, with a shapely figure, sincere, easygoing, with interests and characteristics similar to mine...someone who wants a meaningful, serious, long-term relationship...not just a few dates. Are you that special person? Physical attraction to me is not too important to me as the other things I have mentioned of yourself.
I will love to hear from you,if only you desire to ,i will appreciate it a lot and give you thanks.take care and know in your heart that someone dearly want to get to your heart and care much about you. this is my email: Pauline.
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