Nach einer Enttäuschung bin ich im Kopf und Herzen bereit,um eine (unsere)
neue Liebe einzugehen,in welcher Achtung,Respekt,Vertrauen,Tiefgang, Humor,
Romantik,Gefühle leben und geben,wichtige Grundelemente bilden?Kannst und
willst du Nähe auch wirklich ertagen und leben?Nicht klammern, sondern sei
es mit einem Blickkontakt, Berührung, ein Mail,etc zu spühren, fühlen, wir
sind angekommen.
http://www.fancyurl.com/dama
Vorallem wir wollen uns nicht verändern,wir lassen uns leben wie bis
jetzt,wenn wir verädern,dann weil es für denjenigen selber so stimmt.Wir
können ohne Probleme über unsere Vergangenheit sprechen,sie ist vorbei,wir
haben sie gelebt. Du brauchst keine Partnerschafts/Eifer - Sucht -
Spielchen,wir beide sind dankbar und wissen,wie wundervoll eine tragfähige
Liebe ist.Mich interessiert nicht,wie alt,wie gross,ob viele Haare oder
eine Glatze deinen Kopf zieren,sondern wie du denkst,dich gibst und du mich
akzeptieren kannst.
dinsdag 12 mei 2009
Message from Lena
Why do I always get dating spam from Germany. Maybe an evil German person forwarded my email address to some other evil people. If that is the case, then Instant Karma is going to get, you evil evil man!
maandag 11 mei 2009
Invitation to the Casino
Wow, I received a great Spam message from Yri Casino:
I find it amazing that they dare to write "no need to thank us...."
You have been invited to play at Privilege Club.
You don't have to thank us for this great opportunity.
It's our pleasure. http://www.clubgoldcasino.net
I find it amazing that they dare to write "no need to thank us...."
A message from Andrea
A received this nice spam message from lovely Andrea :)
I strongly urge you not to contact here hehe...
soll ich......oder soll ich nicht....
doch angeblich stirbt die Hoffnung zuletzt ;-)
nun versuche ich durch diese zeilen einen mann zu finden mit dem ich mich
unterhalten kann, der mich zum lachen bringt und der sein leben
selbstständig lebt…………
einer der mich jederzeit verführen kann ;-)
er muss nicht aussehen wie brad pitt, denn so würde er doch nur kleben……
so viel geld wie gates muss er auch nicht haben, verdiene selber genug……
aber………
er sollte ehrlich sein und sich selbst mögen……… genug stärke haben um auf
andere eingehen zu können……
er sollte einfach das leben lieben………
http://www.dissana.com/andrea109/
selbstverständlich bringe ich die eigenschaften nach dem „aber“ auch mit :-)
freue mich dich zu lesen
I strongly urge you not to contact here hehe...
soll ich......oder soll ich nicht....
doch angeblich stirbt die Hoffnung zuletzt ;-)
nun versuche ich durch diese zeilen einen mann zu finden mit dem ich mich
unterhalten kann, der mich zum lachen bringt und der sein leben
selbstständig lebt…………
einer der mich jederzeit verführen kann ;-)
er muss nicht aussehen wie brad pitt, denn so würde er doch nur kleben……
so viel geld wie gates muss er auch nicht haben, verdiene selber genug……
aber………
er sollte ehrlich sein und sich selbst mögen……… genug stärke haben um auf
andere eingehen zu können……
er sollte einfach das leben lieben………
http://www.dissana.com/andrea109/
selbstverständlich bringe ich die eigenschaften nach dem „aber“ auch mit :-)
freue mich dich zu lesen
vrijdag 8 mei 2009
Beautiful 3-4-5 Bdrm Foreclosures: $128 Monthly
The crisis that hit the world at the end of 2008, is starting to show its influence on the kind of spam messages that I receive. Before most spam talked about luxury products: viagra, rolex, fancy cars and superfast computers.
But now that people are getting less pay and more bills, spam messages are no longer targetted at expensive jewellery, but more about how to make money fast (lottery tickets, sleeping bank account) or how to reduce costs.
One in particular is the "Foreclosures". This means that a house is being sold at a very low price because the owners could no longer afford to pay their mortgages.
Yesterday I received a spam message telling me that I could get a beautiful house with 5 bedrooms for only 128 dollars a month...a real bargain, no?
The message invited me to click on the link. I did not ;)
But now that people are getting less pay and more bills, spam messages are no longer targetted at expensive jewellery, but more about how to make money fast (lottery tickets, sleeping bank account) or how to reduce costs.
One in particular is the "Foreclosures". This means that a house is being sold at a very low price because the owners could no longer afford to pay their mortgages.
Yesterday I received a spam message telling me that I could get a beautiful house with 5 bedrooms for only 128 dollars a month...a real bargain, no?
The message invited me to click on the link. I did not ;)
And now for something completely different: The Spam Song
Monty Python wrote a wonderfully, frightfully witty song about Spam
Customer: Morning,
Waitress: Morning.
Customer: What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don't like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
Customer: Morning,
Waitress: Morning.
Customer: What have you got?
Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)
Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it
Wife:
I don't want any spam!
Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?
Wife:
That's got spam in it!
Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)
Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?
Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!
Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!
(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife:
I don't like spam!
Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it,
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans,
spam, spam, spam, and spam!
(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)
Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off.
Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam,
spam and spam?
Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
donderdag 7 mei 2009
I am officially a millionaire!
I won a staggering 1,000,000.00 GBP !!!! I quit my job today :)
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the British
Telecom Promo. Therefore you have been approve for a lump sum payout
(1,000,000.00 GBP) One Million Pounds in the British Telecom Promo held on
25th Of April 2009, and released 28th April, 2009. Your e-mail ID emerged
as one of the winners in the 1st category.
Please fill the form below and send it to our payment department with the
contact given below.
Name: Marcus Steve
Email: btpromo11@btinternet.com
PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Phone Number:
6.Country:
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Caroline Phillips.
Dear Sir/Madam,
We are pleased to inform you that your e-mail address has won the British
Telecom Promo. Therefore you have been approve for a lump sum payout
(1,000,000.00 GBP) One Million Pounds in the British Telecom Promo held on
25th Of April 2009, and released 28th April, 2009. Your e-mail ID emerged
as one of the winners in the 1st category.
Please fill the form below and send it to our payment department with the
contact given below.
Name: Marcus Steve
Email: btpromo11@btinternet.com
PAYMENT PROCESSING FORM
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.Status:
4.Occupation:
5.Phone Number:
6.Country:
Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Caroline Phillips.
Shortest Spam ever?
Today I received what is probably the shortest spam message ever.
The sender was "Irish Online News" (wilsonbusiness@bellnet.ca)
The Title was : "Batch:074/05/ZY369"
And the message was short, simple and to the point:
You've earned £750,000.
Send Necessary Information:Name,Age,Country
I really hope they can convert it to Euro :)
The sender was "Irish Online News" (wilsonbusiness@bellnet.ca)
The Title was : "Batch:074/05/ZY369"
And the message was short, simple and to the point:
You've earned £750,000.
Send Necessary Information:Name,Age,Country
I really hope they can convert it to Euro :)
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