dinsdag 16 november 2010

MTCN Numbers: 6096147516

Another little gem I found in my mailbox: Apparently the British Prime Minister himself is sending me money.

My associate has helped me to send your first payment
of $7,500 USD to you as instructed by Mr. Dxxx Cxxx
the United Kingdom prime minister after the last G20
meeting that was held in United Kingdom, making you one
of the beneficiaries. Here is the information below.

MTCN Numbers: 6*****
Sender First Name Is = E*** F***
Second Name = I***

I told him to keep sending you $7,500 USD twice a week
until the FULL payment of ($820000.00 United State Dollars)
is completed.

A certificate will be made to change the Receiver Name as
stated by the British prime minister, send your Full Names
and address via Email to: Mr Garry Moore

you cannot pickup the money until the certificate is issued to you.

Regards
Mr. G** M***.
Tel: +(44) 702 401 ***.

zaterdag 18 september 2010

My Visa card was suspended

I got this really believable message in my spam folder, telling me that my visa card had been suspended and they asked me to fill in some information, like my visa card number. Yeah right, like I would fall for that.

The funny thing was that you could see it had been translated with Google translate, and that some characters looked suspiciously like Russian Cyrillic letters.

Here is the complete text :

Hallo Gast,

Uw creditcard is geschorst, omdat we gevonden fouten veroorzaakt door een virus aanval.
. Voor uw bescherming hebben wij geschorst uw creditcard.
Voor het bijwerken van uw creditcard online, klik hier . Het is zeer belangrijk om nauwkeurige informatie in real time zijn om te voorkomen dat mogelijke fraude.

Opmerking: Si ce n'est pas achever le 17 Septembre 2010, nous serons contraints de suspendre votre carte indйfiniment, car il peut-кtre utilisй pour des activitйs frauduleuses.

Wij waarderen uw medewerking in deze kwestie.

Merci,

Support Clients Service.
Copyright 1999-2010 VerifiedbyVisa . Alle rechten voorbehouden.

dinsdag 7 september 2010

People were honest

I got this strange reaction on my blog :

Yeah I know what you mean , being around today is all together then it was when I was younger. I reckon that our grand parents didn't really even think about this , technology as we know it from many angles helps change things for both the good and the bad. You know I have an old school point of view , however I recall when people used to work hard . People were honest , you could trust if your kids were outside by themselves they were safe , and things weren't as costly. I recon costs are always going to go up , but you know I don't know why why we can't go back to the time when folks cared for one another and actually knew what their neighbors names were . I guess that is a thing of the past , but you know its a great day to be alive , so I suppose I otta just keep moving forward.


What on earth is he talking about?

donderdag 2 september 2010

Legal advice anybody?

I got the following spam message in my mailbox :

help! i need some legal advice on custody / child support / divorce !!!!? Ok-I recently left my husband. We have 1 child together and 1 on the way. My husband still lives down south, and I moved to delaware (with the child). In delaware, my husband is considered a repeat offender and has several felony charges and is also a known drug user. Currently, he is not on drugs however. He doesn't have a car or a place of his own, and never stays at the same job too long.I am trying to work things out with him where we don't have to go through the courts, but he is being an ahole. He sends me all kinds of emails about how he's going to make sure I don't get any help from welfare, and how I can't make him pay child support b/c were married, and how he's going to get the kids.

I have several questions-If we r married but living in seperate states n he isn't supporting his child, can I get child support? What about help through welfare?
Is it possible that a judge would grant him even JOINT custody? With his record? He was put in jail for a few months for assault on a pregnant female (me) but was never convicted b/c I didn't show at court and would the judge still look at that? We were married in SC- can I file for legal separation in delaware, or do I have to travel all the way to SC? What are my options in this case? Are there lawyers out there that I can consult about this for free? What is the best thing for me to do in this situation? When I was 7 months pregnant he broke my cheekbone and I needed stitches in my ear. The state presses charges but were unable to prosecute b/c I didn't show. I didn't go to court b/c #1 I was all the way in SC and wasn't legally able to drive through virginia (suspended license) to delware, I had a job, and also b/c I was very young and stupid and let him convince me that he was sorry. He doesn't have a car (b/c he sold the few he had to get drugs) and he shares an apartment w/ 3 other guys¦..he can't keep a job. He is very unresponsible and has several 1st degree robbery charges as well as possession charges. I don't think he is fit to be a parent

zaterdag 28 augustus 2010

Opgelet voor valse facturen!

Ik kreeg het volgende bericht via mijn bank: een gewaarschuwd mens is er twee waard!

Sinds kort onderscheppen fraudeurs bepaalde facturen die via de Post worden verstuurd. Vervolgens brengen ze hierop een zelfklever aan met de melding "nieuw rekeningnummer" of vervalsen ze het rekeningnummer via een scan. Daarna wordt de factuur naar de geadresseerde doorgestuurd.

Hoe kunt u zich beschermen?
- Wees altijd uiterst waakzaam! Zijn er aanpassingen aan de factuurgegevens, neem dan eerst contact op met de afzender alvorens deze te betalen.
- Bewaar steeds de gegevens van de leveranciers en hun bankrekeningnummer.

Hoe reageren indien u toch slachtoffer wordt?
- Dien onmiddelijk een aanklacht in bij de politie.
- Bezorg uw kantoor een kopie van de aanklacht.

Pas op met frauduleuze mails van keytrade bank

In verschillende media waarschuwde Online-beursmakelaar Keytrade haar klanten voor mogelijk frauduleuze e-mails. Afzenders die lijken op Keytrade vragen in deze mails naar bepaalde persoonlijke gegevens.

De groep benadrukt dat die mails vals zijn en dat zij haar klanten nooit vraagt om via e-mail informatie te versturen over paswoorden, bankrekeningnummers, kaartnummers, enz.

In de frauduleuze mails die worden verstuurd is dat wel het geval. Als u dus een mail krijgt met als titel 'Billing Information records' of 'update your account information', beantwoordt deze mails dan niet, en klik nergens op mogelijke links.

woensdag 4 augustus 2010

Warenhuizen schenden onze Privacy

Pas op als je gaat winkelen bij warenhuizen zoals Aldi en Spar. Als je daar betaalt met een bankkaart, dan verschijnt het volledige nummer van die kaart op het kassaticket. Heel wat mensen laten dat ticket gewoon liggen in de winkelwagen, of gooien het in de vuilbak. Het is dus een koud kunstje voor criminelen om zo je nummer te weten te komen.

Het vreemde is dat andere warenhuisketens zoals Okay, Red Market, GB en Lidl je rekeningnummer niet op het ticket vermelden, of alleen maar de laatste 4 cijfers tonen (zodat je weet met welke kaart je betaald hebt.

Waarom is het dan zo moeilijk voor Aldi en Spar om hetzelfde te doen? Sommige mensen denken dat het niet gevaarlijk is dat hun bankrekeningnummer in handen zou vallen van criminelen, maar dat klopt niet. Internetfraudeurs hebben maar al te graag de nummers van rekeningen om zo op online winkelsites hun slag te slaan.

dinsdag 3 augustus 2010

Urgent Assistance Needed

Somebody from Burkina Fasso contacted me because he needs my urgent assistance. In return he will give me 5 million dollars. Not bad for a couple of hours work, hé !

Some of these spammers really take us for a fool.


Hello....!!

I work with a bank In West Africa,Burkina faso. I have a business transaction for you.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10.5 Million US Dollars .In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in car bomb in Iraq.

Since his supposed next of kin died along side with him at the Bomb blast,there is nobody to claim the left over balance in the account.It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department decided to seek your assistance and present you to the bank as his Next of kin.

If you accept i would give you the guide lines of how we can achieve this transfer of the balance (10.5Million Dollars) to your account.and we will shear the money 50-50%.

I expect that you will give me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication with you and for more details.

Best Regards

My beloved One in Christ

I received a very nice spam letter in the mail today, from a fellow Christian. Nice that she wants to share her wealth with me, no ? (Sarcasm!)

Hello My Beloved One In Christ.

I greet you with the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, It is true that this letter may come to you as a surprise. Nevertheless, I humbly ask you to give me your attention and hear me well.

My name is Mrs H. D. from Australia. I am H. to Dr.D, who worked with our Embassy in Ivory Coast ( Cote D'ivoire ) for a period of 8 years before he died . We were married for 22 years without a child before he died after a brief illness. Since his death I decided not to remarry due to my religious belief . When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of US$6.5m (Six Million Five Hundred Thousand United State American dollars ) with a Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Presently this money is still in the custody of the Bank in Cote D'ivoire. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Four months due to cancer illness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this money to churchs, organisation or good person that will utilise this money the way I am going to instruct herein.

I want you to use this money for churchs, Charity organisation, orphanages, widows and other people that are in need. l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this money . Moreover, my husband relatives are not close to me since I devolop a Cancer problem and it had been their wish to see me dead in order to inherit his wealth since we have no Child. These people are not worthy of this inheritance. This is why I am taking this decision.

I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my ill-health. As soon as I receive your reply I will give you the contact of the Bank in Cote d'ivoire where this money is deposited. I will also issue a letter of authorisation to the bank that will prove you the present beneficiary of this money. I also want you to always put me in prayer.

Any delay in your reply may give me room to look for another good person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to receive your response soonest.
Thanks and Remain blessed .
Yours sister in the Lord,
Mrs. H. D.,

maandag 12 juli 2010

An Atom of Doubt

I got another spam in my mail, and this time they promise me more than 25 million dollars. I wonder how many loafs of bread that would buy me LOL

His message was as follows:

My name is Dr Ali xxxxx, I am the Bill and Exchange manager here in Bank Of Africa (BOA) Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.West-Africa.

I have a business proposal in the tune of $25.8 million,(Twenty Five Million Eight hundred Thousand only) belonging to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crashes 2003.

You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the smooth transfer of this funds and your acceptance is what will crown this effort.

If interested, please contact me with the following information below through xxxxxxxxxxxx@ymail.com for further details.

Your International passport or ID card .......
Your private telephone number ............
Your Profession ........................
Your age.................................
Your country.............................


Kind Regards,
Dr Ali xxxxx
Bill & Exchange manager
Bank Of Africa (BOA).
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso

vrijdag 2 juli 2010

Wat is Whaling?

Whaling is de nieuwste trend bij internetfraude. Hoe werkt het? Je krijgt een alarmerende e-mail via Facebook of via je hotmail account van een vriend die zogenaamd in het buitenland vastzit en die al zijn geld, gsm, documenten kwijt is.
Hij vraagt je dringend om financiële hulp.Als je daarop ingaat en geld stuurt, blijkt achteraf dat het e-mailadres of de Facebook-account "gehackt" waren door de georganiseerde misdaad.
De behulpzame vrienden zijn hun geld kwijt en de vriend weet natuurlijk van niets.

dinsdag 29 juni 2010

Sicking for your Friendship

I received the following message in my mail :

Hello my dearest,
How are you today, I hope all is well with you. My name is Miss Rosemary, I am sicking for your friendship, and if you don't, i will like to know more about you, I want you to send a mail to my e mail address, so that i will give you my picture and also tell you more about me, Hope to hear from you soon, accept my regards.
From Rosemary.

maandag 28 juni 2010

Humanitarian

An interesting message from a Mrs. Jenny Lee.

Subject: Humanitarian
Greetings from Mrs. Lee,
My name is Jenny Lee; a dying woman who has decided to donate what I have for the good work of charity. I was diagnosed for breast cancer for about 2 years now.I have been touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband to you for the good work of God, rather than allow my husband evil relatives to use my husband hard earned funds ungodly. They don't care about man kind, all they care is how to rob some money from me and spend them ungodly.

Please pray that the good Lord forgives me my sins. I have asked God to forgive me and I believe he has because He is a merciful God. I will be going in for
a surgery soon and I want to make sure that I make this donation before undergoing my surgery.I decided to donate my fund to you for investment towards the good work of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and for the assistance of the widows and unfortunate mothers. At the moment I don't want any telephone calls due to the fact that my husband's relatives are always around me and trying to see if they can overhear my conversations and my health status as well.I wish you all the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly. please use the funds well and always extend the good work to others. It is true that I dont know you and you don't know, but I have been directed by God to contact you for this grace. I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in this matter until the task is accomplished.
Reply me through this my most private email:
Regards,
Mrs. Jenny Lee

donderdag 17 juni 2010

My own private ATM card

Look what i found in my mail :

An ATM Card with Card Number:xxxxxxxx have been approved in your favor by the UNITED NATION,The ATM Card Value is $315,810.00 USD.Contact Mr.Harry Conklin.

woensdag 16 juni 2010

Message from Donne Bossoka

Look what the cat dragged in :)

Dear,
I am introducing my self as Miss.Donne Bossoka, the only Daughter of late Mr. Amon Bossoka, I wish to request for your assistance in a financial
Transaction. And I wish to invest in Manufacturing and real estate management in
your country.

I have Seven million three hundred thousand united states dollars.USD ($7.300, 000) to invest in your country, and I will require your assistance in helping me stand as my foreign business partner to claim the consignment out from Security company to your country, the consignment

was deposited in Africa and was letter lifted to Europe where the consignment is now under the care of the security company diplomat in Europe. I will
be gladly to give you 25% out of the total sum for your honest assistance.

Please it's very important you contact me immediately on my private e-mail( xxxxxx@yahoo.co.jp ) for further explanation on the whole
entire work plan.

Awaiting your immediate response

Regards
Donne

vrijdag 4 juni 2010

Bank of Africa

Dear friend,i am Amos Nemesio, manager auditing & accounting section Bank of Africa. It's my urgent need for a reliable and reputable person that made me to contact you for this business which involves transfer of huge sum of money to a foreign account. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($11.5 million USD) into your account.

I need a foreign partner who will support me because i cannot claim this money without a foreign partner since the deceased client (the owner of the fund) was a foreigner. I agreed that 40% of this money will be for you as a respect to the provision of a foriegn account and I want to assure you that this transaction is absolutely legal and risk free since i works in this bank. Before we proceed, i would like to know your ability to handle this over there in your country. Please tell me more about the political stability in your country and how safe it is to invest in your country.
I will be waiting for your urgent response to my private E-mail: xxxxxxx@mail.com

Thanks,
Sincerely,
Amos Nemesio

donderdag 3 juni 2010

TREAT VERY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT RESPONSE

FROM THE DESK OF : MR SOKI ANITA,
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION,
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (A.D.B)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO,WEST AFRICA.

Dear Friend,

I am Mr Soki Anita, the Manager in charge of auditing and accounting section of African Development Bank (A.D.B),Ouagadougou Burkina faso West Africa with due respect and regard. I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will be very beneficial to both of us at the end of the transaction.
During our investigation and auditing in this bank , my department came across a very hugesum of money belonging to a person who died in year 2003 in a plane crash and the fund has been dormant in his account with this Bank with out any claim of the fund in our custody either from his family or relation before our discovery to this developement.
The said amount was TWENTY TWO MILLION THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS.($22.3m)Meanwhile all the whole arrangement to put the claim over this fund as the bonafide next of kin to the deceased,get the required approval and transfer this money to a foriegn account has been put in place and directives and needed information will be relayed to you as soon as you indicate your interest and willingness to assist us and also benefit your self to this great business pportunity.

Infact i could have done this deal alone but because of my position in this country as a civiassist(A Banker),we are not allowed to operate a foriegn account and wouldeventually raise an eye brow on my side during the time of transfer becuase i work it may be after due verification and assist by the correspondent branch of the bank where the money will be remitted from to your own designation bank account.I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.On smooth conclusion of this transaction,you will be entitled to 40% of the total sum as gratification, while 60% will be for me.

Please;you have been adviced to keep top secret as i am still in service and intend to retire from service after we conclude this deal with you,I will be monitoring the whole situation here in this bank until you confirm the money in your account and ask me to come down to your country for subsequent sharing of the fund according to percentages previously indicated and further investment,either in your country or any country you advice us to invest.

All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when i hear from you,
Yours faithfully.
Mr Soki Anita
N/B
TREAT VERY CONFIDENTIAL & URGENT RESPONSE

donderdag 15 april 2010

Phising over Rabobank

Ik kreeg het volgende bericht in mijn mailbox, waarschijnlijk van Rabobank. Ik vond het maar normaal om het hier ook te publiceren, zodat zoveel mogelijk mensen gewaarschuwd kunnen worden:

Sinds enkele dagen zijn er frauduleuze e-mails van Rabobank in omloop. De mails hebben als boodschap dat uw account niet kan worden geverifieerd. Deze mails zijn niet verstuurd door Rabobank! Open ze dus niet en verwijder ze onmiddellijk.

Waarom? Omdat deze e-mails een bijlage kunnen bevatten die een virus op uw computer installeert. Of ze vermelden een link naar een frauduleuze website. Op die site wordt u gevraagd om persoonlijke gegevens in te voeren. Doe dit nooit!

Hoe herkent u een frauduleuze e-mail of website?

Controleer de aanspreking in de e-mail en let op taal- en tikfouten.
Wij vragen u nooit om persoonlijke gegevens zoals uw geboortedatum, rekeningnummer of PIN-code in te voeren.
Controleer of het adres van de website begint met 'https'. Staat er alleen 'http' (dus zonder 's' achteraan), dan is de internetverbinding niet beveiligd.
Rabobank.be mailt u steeds vanop het adres noreply@rabobank.be (afzender: Rabobank.be) of vanop info@rabobank.be (afzender: Klantendienst Rabobank.be).
Als u met deze vuistregels rekening houdt, hebt u weinig te vrezen. Rabobank stelt alles in het werk om frauduleuze mails zo snel mogelijk uit de lucht te halen.

woensdag 14 april 2010

Opgepast met 03/608.24.00

Pas op als je een telefoontje krijg van het nummer 03/608.24.00

Lees hieronder wat een aantal personen hebben meegemaakt:

A: "Toen ik vanmorgen bij de dokter was, kreeg ik twee maal een telefoontje van het nummer 03/608.24.00. Vreemd, want mijn mobiel nummer geef ik zelden aan onbekenden, en dit nummer stond niet in mijn adreslijst. Toen ik 's avonds terugbelde, kreeg ik het bericht dat "dit nummer niet bereikbaar was".

B: "ik word al meer dan 3 maanden door dit nummer opgebeld. Meestal zie ik het verschijnen op het scherm, en dan stoppen ze met bellen. Een paar keer hebben ze zelf afgelegd nadat ik mijn naam zei. Als ik terugbel is het altijd de "overbezettoon".

Ik heb dit nummer toen gegoogled, en kwam al snel erachter dat ik niet de enige persoon ben die door dit nummer lastiggevallen wordt. Blijkbaar gaat er een uitgeverij schuil achter dit nummer, die allerhande producten probeert te verkopen: tijdschriftenabonnementen, lingerie, bankzaken enz... Vaak stellen ze redelijk privévragen (wat is je naam, bij welke bank is je echtgenoot aangesloten...) enzovoort.

Navraag lijkt te wijzen naar Uitgeverij Van Wegener. Zijn er nog mensen die hier problemen mee hebben?

dinsdag 13 april 2010

Bereken je Ecologische voetafdruk met Persil

Met Persil kan je je ecologische voetafdruk berekenen.

Het volstaat naar de Persil website te surfen, op "Bereken je ecologische voetafdruk" te klikken en klaar is kees. Mijn ecologische voetafdruk was 4.8, dat ligt net onder het Belgisch gemiddelde. En jullie?

donderdag 18 februari 2010

Private Reproof?

Private reproof is the best grave for private faults

Chefs and Cooks Unite!

There’s many a good cock come out of a tattered bag

the Kindness of Strangers

Kindness begets kindness

Wool for sale

Many go out for wool and come home shorn

Prove it!

That which proves too much proves nothing!

Dead

Let the dead bury the dead

Chiefs vs Indians

Another gem :


You cannot have all the chiefs. You gotta have Indians too

woensdag 17 februari 2010

Irish Curses

Today I got a strange curse in my mailbox.

May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself cant find you with a telescope.


What can I do against it? :)

The Jelly of Misfortune

Another nice proverb a spammer sent me:

When the tide of misfortune moves over you even jelly will break your teeth

The Tongue proverb

I keep getting proverbs from spammers. Don't know what their fascination is with it, but it makes excellent reading.

Here is today's offer :

The tongue can paint what the eye can't see

woensdag 3 februari 2010

Fest der Sinne

A nice little love letter from a German fan :)

Ich suche einen ungebundenen Mann, der an einer lockeren und doch
verbindlichen Beziehung interessiert ist. Ein Widerspruch, denkst du? Ja
und nein. Es ist so, dass ich mich einerseits nach einem Mann sehne,
andererseits aber momentan wenig Zeit habe, um mich wirklich auf eine
konventionelle Beziehung einzulassen aber wer weiss was kommt . Und doch
vermisse ich die Nähe eines Mannes und zärtliche Berührungen.

Eine reine Bettbeziehung wiederum kann ich mir auf Dauer nicht vorstellen.
Vielmehr wünsche ich mir einen Mann kennen zu lernen, mit dem ich gemeinsam
Dinge unternehmen kann (ein köstliches Dinner zu zweit, inspirierende
Gespräche, einen Spaziergang an einem idyllischen Fleckchen, einen
gemütlichen Abend kuschelnd vor dem Fernseher...) und natürlich auch die Er
otik geniessen. Wir sehen uns regelmässig, aber nicht täglich – so kann
jede unserer Begegnungen ein Fest der Sinne werden. Allerdings solltest du
bereit sein, mehr zu geben als nur die Hasennummer – also auch Wärme,
Geborgenheit und Zuneigung.

dinsdag 2 februari 2010

From Sarah, with Love

I got a nice mail from Sarah and the promise of a check of 210.000 dollars. Wow...too bad i don't believe in mixing business with pleasure :)

Dear Winner,

your email was selected as the winner of the 2010 Email Lottery, You have won the
total sum of $210,000.00 (Two Hundred And Ten Thousand US dollars)
Your Check Will be delivered by DHL courier Please contact dhl24hrs@mynet.com
to make payment for the delivery charges Which is Ђ122 as soon as this is done
your Check will be delivered to you please contact xxxxxxx@mynet.com immediately With
Full Name:
Address:
Telephone:

Sarah Coleman
© Email Lottery 2010

Compliments of the day!

Sometimes the scam messages are hard to understand. The lingo is weird or the grammar is absent. What about the following message:

Hello,

Compliments of the day I am Barr. Frank Wright of Frank Wright & Associates,I have a client that wants to make a huge investment in your country.My client has directed me to make contact and find a suitable partner for
this great business venture. One of the pre-condition for this business relationship is that his prospective partner must be vast in business

management and must be ready to travel or receive representatives to discuss issues concerning any major investment. This was strictly specified by my client as a pre condition that will be in existence before the establishment of business agreement between my client and the prospective partner. My client is a top government official and would not like any scandal and he is ready to shelve official protocol to protect you and him from such scandal or any act capable of bringing both of you in lime light.

Though this transaction will be done within the premix of the law guiding both countries. Let us know if you are qualified for this great business venture that will be highly beneficial to both parties by providing us with your contact details. We shall cement further understanding once we hear from you.

Regards,
Frank Wright Esq.

Degree for Sale

Have you ever wanted a degree that says you are a Doctor? Look no further!

I received a spam message that will solve all my problems [irony! sarcasm!]

BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! Is your lack of a degree holding you back from career advancement? Are you having difficulty finding employment in your field of interest because you don’t have the
paper to back it up – even though you are qualified?
If you are looking for a fast and effective solution, we can help! Call us right now for your customized diploma: Inside U.SA.: 1-xxx-xxx-xxx Outside U.S.A.: +1-xxx-xxx-xxxx. Just leave your NAME & TEL. PHONE # (with country-code) on the voicemail and one of our staff members will get back to you promptly!

From Russia With Love


I received the following love letter in my spam folder...supposedly sent by Nathalya from St.Petersburg. But when examining the header it turns out it was sent from South Korea :)

Hello!
How are you? I hope that all good for you and you will read my letter
with a interest. I the girl from Russia. My name is Nathalya.
I am from Saint-Petersburg. I have fair hair and blue eyes. My height: 5 ' 2 "
and weight: 115 lbs. I am 27 years old. I have been born 10/29/1980.
On star sign Scorpion. I work as the seller in shop home appliances. I'm
cheerful woman who like to go for sports and do all what like are usual
peoples. I am ready for creation family and want it very much.
I cannot find the man in Russia for myself because it very hard
in Russia. I want to create family and to live in your country because
the government to care about people. I want to live and be sure in the
future. In Russia it is not possible to live easy. You understand me?

To you probably it is interesting where I received yours e-mail the address.
I am right? I got your e-mail through internet dating agency.
I gave my letter to agency and they have told that my letter will be
send to man in Canada!!!! I want to arrive to your country and I have
good chance for this. I need only man who can meet me and
probably we can to develop our relations. Some time back I'm with my
girlfriend were going to go in your country
as tourists for search of men for serious relations. But my
girlfriend could not go with me. She had problems with your family.
But very soon I will receive visa and I do not want to lose a chance
to arrive in your country.

I will receive visa in 7 days for your country. Now I waiting for reception of my visa. It will be great if you can meet me and we can to have relations with you. I will be very happy if YOU will answer to me. I will be very
happy if you will write me and we will have our meeting very soon. And
it is possible we a meeting in 7 days because I can arrive to you.
Please tell to me about yourself a little! I have questions for you.
What is your full name? What your age? In what city you live?
I hope that you will answer to me back it is very fast. I send you my
photo. I hope that you will love wash a photo. Send me your photo.
I will wait your answer so much…

Mit diesen Barhockern sind Sie unwiderstehlich

This is a nice one if you understand German.

A spam message that says that with the right kind of furniture, you can get any woman you want.

Achtung:

Barhocker und Stehhilfen f. Privat und Office in bester Qualitaet!!!

Gewerblich nutzbar!

Messestand, Partykeller, Kantine, Bar usw.
Unverzichtbar! Auch ideal als Stehhilfe geeignet.

Auch einsetzbar fuer Gartenparties, Grillevents aber auch
fuer den Innengebrauch bei Hausparties, etc...

Mit freundlichem Gruss,

Ihr Spezialist f. die wichtigen Dinge des Lebens