Leidenschaft und schöne Frauen

Yummy, German dating spam!

Sinnlichkeit & Leidenschaft
Hallo charmanter Mann
Vermisst du Zärtlichkeiten, Schmusen und wundervolle erotische Höhenflüge?
Dann sollten wir uns kennen lernen, um all dies gemeinsam zu geniessen.
Ich bin eine charmante, sympathische und humorvolle Frau 23 Jahre jung, und
schlank. Meine wunderschönen Augen werden dich verzaubern.
Ich suche keinen ONS, sondern einen interessanten und spontanen Mann, der
ab und zu gerne ausgiebig verwöhnt werden möchte und auch mich verwöhnt
69ist für dich kein Kartenspiel . Du geniesst ein gutes Essen, ein Glas Wein
oder Bier, eine wundervoll entspanndende sinnliche Massage, zärtliche
Hände, weiche Lippen und all die sinnlichen Momente . Geniesse es gemeinsam
mit mir.

Ich freue mich auf ein paar Zeilen von dir. Vielleicht lernen wir uns schon
bald persönlich kennen.
Übrigends, ich bin echt , kein Fake überzeuge dich

Zärtliche Grüsse

Urgent call for blocked account

Wow, it seemd I am next-of-kin to somebody whose entire family was killed...that is so sad...but they want to give me 11 million dollars :)

Why do they always want to give so much? I'd be happy with 100,000 dollars, even with 10,000. Imagine what you can buy with 10,000 dollars! A nice car, a lovely extension to the house, maybe a swimming pool. But 15 million dollars! I would be afraid to go out of the house for fear of being kidnapped!


FROM: MR MOZANG ZANGA.
AUDITING / ACCOUNTING DIRECTOR
INTERNATIONAL BANK OF AFRICA(IBA/BOA)
BURKINA-FASO WEST AFRICA.
(PHONE:00xx xx xx xx xx)

(confidential)
My dear I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a huge sum of money from a deceased account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make anyone apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I decided to contact you due to the urgency of this transaction.

PROPOSITION; I discovered an abandant sum of $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family. Since his death, none of his next-of-kin or relations has come forward to lay claims to this money as the heir. I cannot release the fund from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next-of-kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.. Upon

this discovery, I now seek your permission to have you stand as a next of kin to the deceased as all documentations will be carefully worked out by me for the funds $11.5M(Eleven Million Five Hundred thousand United states Dollars) to be released in your favour as the beneficiary's next of kin.It may interest you to note that I have secured from the probate an order of madamus to locate any of deceased beneficiaries.

Please acknowledge receipt of this message in acceptance of my mutual business endeavour by
furnishing me with the following;

1. Your Full Names and Address.
2. Direct Telephone and Fax numbers.

These requirements will enable me file a letter of claim to the appropriate departments for necessary approvals in your favour before the transfer can be made. I shall be compensating you with $4.6 Million Dollars on final conclusion of this project, while the rest $6.9Million shall be for me. Your share stays with you while the rest shall be for me for investment purposes in your
country.

If this proposal is acceptable by you, do not take undue advantage of the trust I have bestowed in you, I await your urgent email.
Regards,

Your;s faithfully,
MR.MOZANG ZANGA
(PHONE:00xxx xx xx xx xx)
(Bill and exchange manager)
please:reply through my private E;mail account; xx@voila.fr

Blumenliebe wants me!

These German dating spam really makes me day.

Hallo !
Liebst Du das typisch Weibliche? Halt alles drumherum, viel Gefühle,
Tiefgang, die Wellenlinien im Leben der Frau? Hast Du ein grosses Herz und
möchtest eine Beziehung aufbauen? Deine letzte Beziehung ist beendet und
der Kummer überwunden, das Herz geheilt? Zu zweit zu geniessen, steigert den
Genuss. das soll das Motto werden und freue mich auf tiefgründige Gespräche
und lange Kuschelnächte mit dir.

Nun, ich mag den typischen Mann. Bist du ein Mann, der bei einer Frau volle
Hingabe mag und seine Männlichkeit gerne auslebt?Ich hab ein grosses Herz,
ich möchte eine Beziehung aufbauen. Die Natur gibt mir Kraft, ich bin ein
Kind der Wälder, Wiesen, Berge, Bäche und Flüsse. Ich bin ein
lebenstüchtiges Wesen,bin stark und gleichzeitig sehr sensibel.
Wag es, schreib, wir finden uns wenn es so sein soll

Message from Herfstblume

I received this very nice message from Herfstblume. Do you think I should contact her?

Vielleicht bin ich eine Zauberfee - aber vielleicht auch nicht, komm rein
und finde es heraus;)
Mit dir möchte ich abheben, auf Wolken schweben, unvergessliche,
leidenschaftliche Stunden erleben. Ich mag zärtliche Männer mit Humor.
Hast Du auch Lust auf ein prickelndes Abenteuer ?

Du bist eventuell verheiratet, aber nicht ganz glücklich ? Ich suche dich;
einen Mann für die Höhenflüge in der Liebe, für das Abtauchen aus dem
Alltag und für alles, was zu zweit so viel Spass macht.

Ich freue mich auf dich !

Impossible ist Unmöglich

Look what nice things I got in my spam folder

Unmöglich ?
Kann man den Schein des Vollmondes mit einem Sonnenstrahl noch mehr zum
glänzen bringen ?
Unmöglich, sagst Du !
Ich sage , es geht !
Nicht alleine , aber zu zweit .

Ich bin weder eine Heidi Klum noch eine Halle Berry, einfach "nur" eine
normale Frau die mit beiden Beinen auf dem Boden des Lebens steht. Und die
manchmal den Wunsch verspürt sich an eine Schulter zu lehnen. Ohne Worte,
einfach nur die beruhigende Präsenz eines Menschen zu spüren der da ist .
Für mich, und ich für ihn. Tolerant und offen für alles was um uns herum
ist. Anregende Diskussionen bei einem Spaziergang, humorvolle Gespräche bei
einem guten Essen, Lachen bei einem lustigen Film, Respekt für die
Ansichten des Gegenübers, Akzeptanz des anderen wie er ist und nicht wie man
ihn haben will, Wertschätzung des Tun's und gegenseitiges Geben und Nehmen.


Ich mag Tee genauso wie einen guten Wein, Schokolade genauso wie scharfen
Senf, Nebel und Sonnenschein, ein Stephen King Roman ebenso wie den
Decamerone, einen Nachtspaziergang....am morgen nicht alleine aufwachen....
Sonnenstrahlen die zwischen den Blättern tanzen, das Glitzern von Schnee
wenn Mondlicht darauf fällt, warmer Sommerwind der über die Haut
streicht....und noch vieles mehr....
aber das musst Du selbst heraus finden...

Terrorist and Money laundry

Wow, this is amazing. According to Mr. Moyo my name appears as one of the fund beneficiaries whom their fund was successfully cleared recently from Terrorist and Money laundry verification. And they will send me 15 million dollars. Too bad the dollar is so weak at the moment :(


FROM AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
Mr.N. Moyo
Chief Operating Officer,
African Development Bank.

FUND BENEFICIARY.....

I am Mr.N. Moyo, the Chief Operating Officer, African Development Bank (ADB).

This is to bring to your notice that my office has taken over all the money
transactions originated from all parts of African and European countries for
Contract payments, Fund inheritance,Funds due to unauthorized/incapability of
financial institutions/security companies in releasing such huge sum of money
due to frauds, terrorists and money Laundry activities going on world wide.

We have received an authorization to pay you the initial sum of
($15,000.000.00) Fifteen millions Dollars Only) or equivalent of same in your
country's acceptable currency in the event that your money is more than that.
Those with less than US$20,000,000.00 will receive full payment accordingly.The
World Bank Group (WBG) has mandated the African Development Bank (ADB) via my
Office to release funds to beneficiaries through International Cashier's Bank
Draft. And direct transfer to your account you are to details us your full
payment sum.

Fortunately, your name appears as one of the fund beneficiaries whom their fund
was successfully cleared recently from Terrorist and Money laundry
verification. Now, your money will be released to you through International
Cashier Bank Draft that will be cashable from any International Bank in your
country. This is so in other to avoid paying excess charges in the course of
getting your money.

As regard to this arrangement, you are advised to contact the telex director
Mr.N. Moyo through his direct his email;(adbmoyo@email.dj) This is to enable
him issue the International Cashier's bank Draft or direct transfer with your
complete and detailed particulars like name and your mailing address including
telephone and fax numbers etc.Other details concerning this payment would be
made known to you upon receiving feedback from you.

Make your contact directly to Mr.N. Moyo preferably by Email (adbmoyo@email.dj)
any time because we are working 24 Hours to be able to meet with up the mandate
given by the World Bank. Please note you are to send the following information
that will help us
to proceed on the releasing and transferring of your fund The needed
information are:

1 your full name and address
2 your banking information where you will want the fund to be transfer to
3 copy of your identification
4 your occupation and age
5.your direct phone/cell number
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Mr.N. Moyo (Chief Operating Officer)

Shipbuilding

Another great story:

From Williams Amani/Appeal for Assistance.

Dearest One,

Greetings in the name of God, I am Williams Amani from Sierra Leone. I am writing you from Rep of Cote d'Ivoire where i have been taking refuge after the brutal war and murder of my parents by the rebels during the renewed fighting in my country Sierra Leone.

Because of the war my late father sold his shipping company and took me to a nearby country Cote d'Ivoire where he deposited US$18, 300,000.00 Million(Eighteen Million Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in his foreign account with one of the bank here in Cote d'Ivoire. Please, i have prayed before contacting you with the trust that you will be of help to me, with the current political situation in Cote d'Ivoire now.

I am seeking for your assistance to transfer this money to your account for a good investment project in your country and also relocate to your country to further my study.

I am willing to offer you 20% of the total sum for your assistance. Please for your good information this transaction is 100% risk free and in no way connected with any illegal transaction. Please help me to get out of this terrible situation as soon as you receive this mail. Please kindly call me +xxxxxxx for more details, its very important.

Best Regards,

Williams Amani.

Schuputzmachinen

The spam is getting more desperate : first they try to sell rolex and viagra, then they settled for Microsoft Office products, and now it's shoe polishing machines :)

The crisis hit the spam business

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Mit freundlichem Gruss

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Top Secret

I received the following TOP SECRET message from a certain mister Luku Adamu...

Dear Friend. I know this may come as surprise and sceptic to you.
My Name is Mr Luku Adamu, I am one of the officials in the Energy management board in Burkina Faso, West Africa. We had a contract with Denmark through the Burkina Faso Danish Cooperation, which was signed on the 4th of march, 2008 on the Electrification of the Urban centres, offices and rural dwellers.

The project has been executed, you can check on the website.www.sonabel.bf But, the main issue of contacting you is to intimate you that during the award of this contract, a few of my colleagues and l had inflated the amount of this contract and the OVER- INVOICED is being safeguarded under our custody.

However, we have decided to transfer this sum of money, thirty million Us dollars ($30million Us Dollars) out of this Country for disbursement. Hence, we seek for a reliable,honest and not greedy foreign partner whom we shall use his or her account for nsferring the fund. And we agreed that the account owner shall benefit 30% of the total amount of money, 65% is for us here, and 5% will be used for cellaneous xpenses during the transfer. If you are capable to handle the transaction without hitches and flaws, then we have confidence in the business and a risk free transfer from our side. Please, make it TOP SECRET and avoid every channel of implicating us here thereby endanger our career. Therefore, if you will not be able to handle it,please hold on your peace for our sake we are public servants.

I pray to God for his providence for a smooth transfer, so that our retiring soon or later will be a better and blissful retirement life, as such we are very cautious towards ctualising this noble venture. It can also be a once in life opportunity for you, because l now that we are going to see face-face, preferably come down to Burkina Faso and verify on the claim on the said amount of money in the bank. Besides, to discuss business and investment in your country at large, and thereafter sit together to decide on the means of transferring. Do contact me immediately for more details and for easier communications. Please, time is no longer on our side. Hope to read from you urgently. Mr Luku Adamu

Andrea - Ins Reich der Sinne

I received the following letter from a certain Andrea :

Kommst du mit?
Nicht stundenlange Gespräche über Alltagssorgen, nicht der sich stetig
wiederholende, monotone Tramp des Lebens, nicht das Oberflächliche,
Seichte, nicht das laue Gefühl der Routine und auch nicht die farblosen,
berechenbaren Berührungen, die das Zentrum kalt lassen.
http://asta.barnkalas.net/

Nein! Ich möchte die Tiefe der Leidenschaft fühlen, den Zauber der Wollust,
die köstlichen Kostbarkeiten der phantasievollen Begierde. Sinnlichkeit von
Kopf bis Fuss, in die wir uns fallen lassen, der wir uns hingeben.
Begleite mich auf der Reise ins Reich der Sinne , lass dich fallen und ich
fange dich auf .

Wow, these spam writers really have imagination :)

Feel free to provide me with a translation in English